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Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
80 Reviews

Hoochie Daddy Silkies

Sale price$45.00

Size: Medium/Large

Size

Color: GWOT
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These shorts are the antithesis to those shin length cargo shorts you see walking around the mall. 

They pay homage to 5 inch length shorts your grandpa wore while he was training to storm the beaches at Normandy. 

The proper length for a pair of shorts, not those glorified capri pants dudes with pasty legs, no chins, and shitty haircuts prefer. 

Light enough for a run, tough enough for the gym. These are the perfect silkie short. These shorts feature built in liners with a cell phone pocket and are offered in our HLE custom patterns. 

Sizing: These shorts are extremely stretchy & have draw strings. Each size will fit a range of typical sizes.

M/L- 30"-35" waist

XL/XXL- 34"-39" waist 

5” inseam

Features

  • 1.5” covered elastic waistband
  • Inside drawstring
  • Cell phone pocket in the liners (both legs)
  • Bound self trimmed legs

Fabric

  • Spandex/ Poly blend 

1776 is a classic American Flag with an antiqued color palette. They feature liners in our GWOT camouflage pattern.

GWOT is an ode to the various camouflage patterns utilized by the military during the 2nd half of the Global War on Terrorism. These shorts feature liners with our 1776 flag design. 

Mike Force is a throwback tiger camo inspired by SOF in Vietnam. These silkies feature all black liners.

Grandpa's camo is inspired by the classic duck camo from the 70s & 80s. They feature Grandpa's blaze liners. 

The OD green silkies feature Mike Force camo liners. 

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4.8
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
Based on 80 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 72 Total 4 star reviews: 5 Total 3 star reviews: 2 Total 2 star reviews: 1 Total 1 star reviews: 0
94%would recommend this product
80 reviews
  • JA Profile picture for Joe A.google logo
    Joe A.
    Verified Buyer
    Rated 3 out of 5 stars
    9 hours ago
    Great shorts but not enough compression

    I bought these hoping that the compression under the outer layer would actually be a compression layer. Its really more of a liner than an actual compression short. Possibly if you are on the upper end of the size range, or have very large thighs, the liner will compress but being as how I'm in the absolute middle of the size, the liner hugs my legs but provides zero compression.

    If they broke out the sizes a bit more and had a smaller range for sizes maybe i could dial it in better and get the desired compression but as it stands I'm wishing for more.

    HL Profile picture for Hunt Lift Eat
    Hunt Lift Eat
    12 seconds ago

    Hey Joe!

    We're sorry you don't love the fit of the shorts. However, we actually specify in that product description that these are liners. They're not meant to fit like compression shorts.

    Apologies for the confusion- but the majority of our customers prefer the liner fit to the compression fit.

    We appreciate the support and the feedback!

  • RH
    Russ H.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 days ago
    I REALLY LIKE. WISH THEY MADE A LITTLE LONGER VERSION

    I LIKE EVERY THING ABOUT THESE. BUT FOR SOMEONE WITH LONGER LEGS, I WISH THEY MADE A LITTLE LONGER LEGGED VERSION. STILL GREAT SHORTS.

  • TH
    Tyler H.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 days ago
    Most comfortable shorts ever.

    I bought two pairs so that I could get free shipping and I’m so glad that I did. I would buy 5 more right now if I had the money to wear them every day of the week!

  • TU
    Tyler U.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 days ago
    Good product.

    I use them for the gym and recently ran a 5k in them. They performed great and held my phone in the pocket wonderfully

  • DZ
    Daniel Z.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 days ago
    The perfect workout/do anything short.

    3rd pair and love them. Zero complaints.