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Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
142 Reviews

Hoochie Daddy Silkies

Sale price$45.00

Size: Medium/Large

Size

Color: Mike Force
In stock

These shorts are the antithesis to those shin length cargo shorts you see walking around the mall. 

They pay homage to 5 inch length shorts your grandpa wore while he was training to storm the beaches at Normandy. 

The proper length for a pair of shorts, not those glorified capri pants dudes with pasty legs, no chins, and shitty haircuts prefer. 

Light enough for a run, tough enough for the gym. These are the perfect silkie short. These shorts feature built in liners with a cell phone pocket and are offered in our HLE custom patterns. 

Sizing: These shorts are extremely stretchy & have draw strings. Each size will fit a range of typical sizes. Body shape, length, leg size etc will effect how these shorts fit. 

M/L- 30"-35" waist

XL/XXL- 36"-39" waist 

5” inseam

Features

  • 1.5” covered elastic waistband
  • Inside drawstring
  • Cell phone pocket in the liners (both legs)
  • Bound self trimmed legs

Fabric

  • Spandex/ Poly blend 

1776 is a classic American Flag with an antiqued color palette. They feature liners in our GWOT camouflage pattern.

GWOT is an ode to the various camouflage patterns utilized by the military during the 2nd half of the Global War on Terrorism. These shorts feature liners with our 1776 flag design. 

Mike Force is a throwback tiger camo inspired by SOF in Vietnam. These silkies feature all black liners.

Grandpa's camo is inspired by the classic duck camo from the 70s & 80s. They feature Grandpa's blaze liners. 

The OD green silkies feature Mike Force camo liners. 

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4.8
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
Based on 142 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 126 Total 4 star reviews: 9 Total 3 star reviews: 5 Total 2 star reviews: 2 Total 1 star reviews: 0
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    Derek H.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    7 months ago
    Pure Patriotism

    Got to wear these shorts over the 4th for a 5k and they fit great and love the look. Will definitely be ordering more! Also loved the sticker and the note. Very personal touch that is nice to see in the times we live in.

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    Michael P.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    7 months ago
    Like Angels Carrying Your Bawlz

    As a Jarhead I've worn my fair share of silkies, but these are next friggun level!! The liner is absolutely satin against my piggley thunder thighs, and the silkies are perfect to cover that dump truck I've developed since getting my DD214. Will be ordering about 15 more pairs

  • NH
    Nathan H.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Yesterday
    Comfortable and work great

    I've taken these guys on a few runs and a couple of workouts and they work great. They are super comfortable. I'm looking to get another pair once the American flag ones are back in stock

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    Scott E.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 month ago
    Best shorts I own!

    I am loving these shorts but probably not as much as my wife loves me wearing them lol. Seriously great gym shorts and will definitely buy other colors when my size is available.

  • JM
    Joseph M.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 months ago
    Awesome performing short

    Definitely one of the most comfortable shorts for working out and running. My go to short for weight training in the gym, especially on legs day. Short allows complete movement and the liner keeps everything in place.